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The Sweetest Thing Mr. Emoto's book has inspired me. Now that I know how much water loves us and wants to be loved I look at the world differently. I had what I thought was a near death experience at the age of twelve but I wouldn't have done all that thrashing, sputtering and screaming if I had only known at the time that my uncle's swimming pool was just trying to give me a big hug. It might be of some interest to know that I have taken Emoto's research with liquids to the next level. I have studied extremely thick semi-liquids like raw cookie dough. I placed a cookie sheet of Pillsbury Chocolate Chip cookie dough in front of my television and tuned in an episode of Jerry Springer. I then place another sheet of dough in front of my set and tuned in a rerun of "Touched by an Angel". After the cookie dough was baked, as you might imagine, the Jerry Springer cookies were lumpy and deformed looking and reminded me of cancerous lesions. Interestingly enough, the "Touched by an Angel" cookies looked very similar but they tasted oh so heavenly. I have no idea what those Springer cookies tasted like, I wasn't about to put one of those disgusting cancer biscuits in my mouth but I think I've proven my point. Buy Mr. Emoto's book this instant and you will know the kind of deep love that solid matter can never give you. I write this from my laptop computer. I haven't left my bathtub in ten days.