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And the band played on.. and on.. and on.. I really wanted to enjoy this book, but at 240 pages, what starts off as mildly amusing becomes tiresome quickly. If you tire of cheap laughs, have ever heard of Aristotle, or went to high school outside of California, you will neither learn anything from this book nor get more than a chuckle out of it. Borrow it from your library and save a few bucks.