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why can't I give this no stars? I mean, come on... there has to be 0 as a default right? No? Oh well. Anyway, back to the review. This is book is tosh. Forget the actual proposition, which I forget now. How could one get even halfway through it? I was guffawing every time I picked it up. Clouseau playing Indiana Jones, brilliant! A thought for any Americans who think this is some kind of hyper-historical European Disney tour. Try driving a rental up the Tuileries any time, please! Man, I would like to see that. In acclaiming this book you speak loudly, though not eloquently, of your profound ignorance of all things noble.